excited, a few more hours of mobile internet before total technology abandonment for a few days
i was holding this newborn onl a few weeks old, she had hiccups and it seemed that these things happening in fixed intervals were shaking that littel person’s existence, …
every single problem that a person can have is just a hiccup.. that will just pass, i am sure that a problem can’t shake all your existence as this little person’s hiccup
A hiccup: or hiccough (normally pronounced “HICK-up” IPA: /ˈhɪkʌp/, though hiccough is an archaic and now disused spelling), is a spasmodic contraction of the diaphragm that typically repeats several times per minute. In humans, the abrupt rush of air into the lungs causes the epiglottis to close, creating the “hic” listen (help·info) noise. In medicine, it is known as synchronous diaphramatic flutter (SDF), or singultus. The term “hiccup” is also used to describe a small and unrepeated aberration in an otherwise consistent pattern. (wikipedia)
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, “I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I’ll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you’re a total floozy. But I want you to know there’s always a chance for us”. This is known as the “I Hate You/I Love You” drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.
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So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.
- Peter Drucker
wallahe mosh ana elly ba2ool dah el 7ag Drucker el kebeer awe.
There is ONE TEST you can give her that well tell you ALL you need to know about a woman’s potential to be someone you want to spend the rest of your life (or a long time) with.
It’s easy.
STEP ONE: Take her for a ride in the country on a sunny day (make sure its not raining or snowing, this is very important)
STEP TWO: Turn on your windshield wipers and leave them on.
STEP THREE: Don’t say a single word … just leave them on and watch her reaction.
Now … the way she reacts is going to be exactly how she will react to every stupid thing you’re going to end up doing for the rest of your life (face it … men do stupid things … period)
If you can live with that reaction then she’s golden …
… now you can ask her if she can hold her liquor …
I’ve done this with 3 potential long-termies
Girl #1 : Reached over and turned them off .. several times because I kept turning them on … she never said a word. This girl ending up being psychotic and tried to kill me … without saying a word.
Girl #2: Kept asking why I was doing it … proceeded to tell me I was stupid … began to yell at me … then told me that she hated that part about me … I never spoke to her again … I tried calling but she’d never answer the phone. This girl is an alcoholic, drug addict, and has anger management issues now and always will.
Girl #3: Just sat there like nothing was wrong. Finally I felt stupid and turned them off myself. Then I felt embarrassed. This girl I’d marry … but she thinks I’m crazy.
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